Home really home now

Well I'm finally able to be at home and staring at my christmas tree which was once very nice but now after a month has become the scariest christmas tree ever. The branches are slowly inverting, swallowing the ornaments that it once wore proudly. It also has a large concave area on it's side....I am scared to start to take off the ornaments as I am pretty sure it will swallow my hand and then the rest of me into what I can only assume is the land of scary dead christmas trees! I got back to Columbus on Sunday afternoon after missing my flight from NYC to Columbus on Sat. night because our flight left Paris an hour late due to the fact that they had to escort a passenger and his luggage off our flight.....why you ask....There we're many rumors flowing around the plane, but our friend in row 13 said he heard the attendants talking about somthing with the guy not allowing them to see his passport. Who knows really! So I got home Sunday afternoon and had to leave for Cleveland monday evening , but am finally home to rest now! I will try to get some picts up of our adventure soon! There are only 300 to choose from....I'll try to narrow it down! We had an amazing time! Side note- If you want to just dive into culture shock...go to Super Walmart to pick up a few things the minute you get home from the middle east...what is that place?