In response

Cousin Council members (and lurkers):

I received the following email in response to the whole suspenders controversy. I thought I should make this known:

"Jess, in response to recent prejudicial statements on The Cousin Counsel regarding suspenders, I would remind the Council that many things in life depend on suspension."

This comes from a well-known uncle and father, who should be suspended for bad jokes. He's also a lurker still in the closet.