The misadventures of SuperSkirt and Stanley

Dear Cousins,
I would like to introduce the newest CC member.
His name is Stanley (also Stan, Stan the Man, Stan the Man Driving the Van, WonderPup, etc. etc.) He is a miniature wiener dog and is 8 weeks old.
He likes to sleep, pee and poop on the carpet, wimper (he sounds like an actual human baby it's weird), play, bite, snuggle and watch The Young and The Restless.
So far since being my new companion we have gone to a couple of bars/eateries, gone canoeing, shopped at WalMart and cruised Franklin TN. He has a special bag he likes to ride in. He thinks it makes him bad ass.
He likes Tennessee so far except that everyone has to touch and talk to him. One man driving by stopped his car and said "Well he is just cute as pie, I could just eat him up!" I had to explain to Stanley that he wasn't serious - it was figurative.