Monday, October 30, 2006

News from Yesterday's Meluncheon

1. The elder Greek lassie has been collecting Wiccan artwork for years. She is now liquidating her holdings on eBay.

2. Uncle-father D told some funny jokes.

3. Champagne has now been introduced to family get-togethers. It was embraced enthusiastically.

4. In honor of Nathan & Halloween, "Ants on a log" was served with real ants.

Disclaimer: Some of the above are not true . . . but can you guess which???

Friday, October 27, 2006

I hate to use CCM to gossip, but...

Is everyone aware of the new lovebird in our family?

MATT is dating April's best friend.

You heard it here first, folks.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Paris Syndrome

huh???

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15391010/?GT1=8618

Monday, October 23, 2006

Where is everyone?

Is nothing happening out there in cousin council land? I'm sure that there are fun things to report from each side of the country, whether it's a detailed New York minute, or maybe what you possibly found in one of your little boy's pants, even what it's like to live in a gigantic nuclear powered sardine can. You know, just to name a few possibilities.

The middle of the country is pretty rad, i suppose. It was nicely sunny today, but the snow is coming down in the mountains and i am doing my daily duty of convincing liz she is excited to learn how to ski. (really, she is. ask. honest.)

and just in case you missed this last weekend go here and click on the harpoon man digital short video. I'm certain that Andy Sandberg will singlehandedly save this show in the next few years.

Monday, October 09, 2006

It's not revising history, it's improving it.

Friday, October 06, 2006

I need cousin advice...

Cousins,

I'm really at a dilemma here. So I just discovered 'Fats' on myspace. (Think...From this doughnut and there's your clue)

So basically that means with the addition of this cousin to my digital friends, I have reached a Top Friends stalemate.
Given that 'Fats' is a cousin, he rightfully by birth deserves a myspace Top Friends spot, but what this means is someone else is going to have to move. But what should I do?
1. I can't do a Top 24--12 is as high as I'm gonna go
2. I can't kick off The Afters just by principal
3. And I just can't decied who to kick off from "The Office". You'd think that would be a no brainer right? But who goes first Michael or Dwight?

So here's my list and I guess I just need your input on who goes. Please suggest one from the following list
Jim
Pam
Dwight
Michael
Danielle (San Fran Fresca)

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Columbus is my homeboy

THIS WEEK'S FESTIVITY ALERT COLOR: RED!

For those within the mountain time zone (and if you are really motivated, any of the other ones too) feel free to come to the Blocksma's house this weekend, Saturday Oct 7 around 7 pm to participate in our Columbus Day Party! There should be snacks and drinks (not completely composed of, but not limited to, supplies left over from the wedding) such as Banina Floats, Pinta Bean Nacho's and Santa Margarita's.

Can anybody make it?

Monday, October 02, 2006

To the Queen Saracoota

Dear Mrs. Saracoota/patra,
I have been recently inquiring to other CC members and contributors as to how one could reach you through correspondance. Unfortunatly, no one has been able to supply with that information. If you would be so kind to send me the numeral code to your cellular device I would be very much grateful. You can send this information securely through the world wide web to dhoff@cia.edu (that is my work email). I have a small but important matter to discuss with you. Thank you very much and I look forward to corresponding soon.
Yours Truly,
Miss SanFranFresca Rothchild esquire III